Did someone say mass casualty incident? Because I’m swooning. And therefore require medical attention.
 
Just kidding. I’m fine.  I just wanted an excuse to link to that hilarious Daily article.
You look just like Josh Hartnett.
You talk with a Kiwi accent, which is 12% better than an Aussie one. And you waved me over.
Your shorts are misleading. [...]

I don’t know if it was the fact that you were the view while I was able to enjoy my first al fresco dining experience of the year in Boston, your rugged good looks, or your beaming affability.
Whatever it was, you inspired me to have my friends pretend to pose for a picture so that [...]