If I may call your attention to the latest travesty of Bhutanese toddler-made, bandwagon-jumping, not-actually-a-new-thing infomercial sadness:
(Pro tip: everything they say is wrong)

 
It’s nothing more than a summertime Snuggie. What a half-assed effort. No one’s going to want to go on ironic pub crawls in this thing. I might as well make a t-shirt with [...]