Bigfoot
acceptable behavior in sweden
my fat hurts
kosher tamiflu
gays with swine flu
i don’t feel so bad
stephen colbert -aliens
“romantic times convention”
gay ppl coz swine flu
hiding gayness [Sad face. -Ed.]

Short answer: Not actually that gay.
Long answer: Read on.
Facebook only allows you to view the past 7 days, so here’s the Google Trends graph for “swine flu” as a search term to keep in mind while looking at the data; the red line is where data collection begins:

How I did this gaynalysis
Using facebook’s friend filter, [...]

I love you.
Your makeup indicated to me that you are into New Age meditation.
The part where you put your purse in a reusable Shaw’s bag means you mean business about saving the environment. Happy Earth Day to you as well.
You carry around a piece of shag carpet so that your old dog with holes on [...]

But probably only because I was too young for any of these to be age appropriate.

h/t Robby