Check out this picture of me on the first day of school, 1991. I was going into the first grade and 5.92 years old.

My backpack was purple.  Granted, it had Ninja Turtles on it, but my favorite TMNT was always Donatello.  So net effect is zero, I guess.
Check out my major pimping with my total [...]

But probably only because I was too young for any of these to be age appropriate.

h/t Robby

Whew.  I’m so tired from these past 5 days of constant winning, democracy, checking, and balancing.  On Friday, Iowa’s Supreme Court  issued 69 pages of superawesomepwnáge.  In 69 pages, the three points they made were:

Gays are gay.
Post-menopausal women are allowed to get married.
The bible is not in the Constitution, strangely enough.

Gays can marry, QED.
Reading it [...]

My favorite Power Ranger was the Blue Ranger. He was the one with the Unicorn Zord . I am so lucky that closeted gays are indistinguishable from huge nerds.