You might know that I have an affinity for Lady Gaga.
Watch her new video for Paparazzi and try to contain yourself.  Straight guys, it’s okay to click play if you say “no homo” when you do so.

Jee. Zuss. Christ.
I don’t think I have ever seen a musical performance on a daytime talk show anywhere as incredible as yours yesterday on Ellen.  Readers, please put the following video into your eyes.  I promise you, it’s like community service for your occipital and temporal lobes.  Specifically the visual and aural perceiving portions.

 
I don’t [...]