He can’t even not tip over a rental kayak and need to get rescued.
One of them needs to release a new album, and the other one needs to go back to throwing touchdowns like I watch The View (so frequently it’s unhealthy).  Because I miss them both being relevant so much.
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The title, of course, refers to my second most popular blog post in this blog’s history.
This SNL short has been all over the internet today and yesterday, but I would be doing a disservice to people so invested in the Tom Brady-JT debate if I didn’t repost it. Brady backers, you’re gunna need some [...]

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.
Based on preliminary polling last night when my dance skills weren’t getting my friends cut off at the bar and when I wasn’t being threatened with murder for amicably calling someone a quaid, this seems to be the most even matchup of any two people ever.
Who would you rather?/Who would you [...]