Dear reader,
Please reconsider all previous criticisms and skepticism of people who find images of God in toast and Cheetos, because today, I found God in my facebook newsfeed. If I can use “God” as a placeholder for “extreme coincidence”.  Poetic license, people.
I hope you have read this post, a.k.a. my last post, a.k.a. the post [...]

See how the genitals make use of the gap.

He can’t even not tip over a rental kayak and need to get rescued.
One of them needs to release a new album, and the other one needs to go back to throwing touchdowns like I watch The View (so frequently it’s unhealthy).  Because I miss them both being relevant so much.
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Yo quaids, check out this enjoyable ad I encountered today in Harvard Square.   A company owned by two gay dudes (I can only assume) with an ad with a good gay joke.  And the ad agency included the word “fudge” in this gay ad, which is for a food product might I remind you I [...]

Approximately 5 years ago, a website called AllLookSame.com was a brief phenomenon amongst the quaids, and still gets referenced frequently.  It’s a website in which you are presented with an Asian face and have to decide if he or she is Chinese, Japanese, or Korean.  It’s harder than you think. I’m not a stuffwhitepeoplelike fan, [...]

Serendipity! Sometimes it happens!
As I was discovering today that funny videos about dumb children got taken down by their owner, presumably because using and exploiting children to peddle intolerance is probably illegal, I was also learning how to cook mustard-roasted whitefish with dill fingerling potatoes. I made the most distressing observation: Maggie Gallagher looks just [...]

If I may call your attention to the latest travesty of Bhutanese toddler-made, bandwagon-jumping, not-actually-a-new-thing infomercial sadness:
(Pro tip: everything they say is wrong)

 
It’s nothing more than a summertime Snuggie. What a half-assed effort. No one’s going to want to go on ironic pub crawls in this thing. I might as well make a t-shirt with [...]