Bigfoot
acceptable behavior in sweden
my fat hurts
kosher tamiflu
gays with swine flu
i don’t feel so bad
stephen colbert -aliens
“romantic times convention”
gay ppl coz swine flu
hiding gayness [Sad face. -Ed.]

The title, of course, refers to my second most popular blog post in this blog’s history.
This SNL short has been all over the internet today and yesterday, but I would be doing a disservice to people so invested in the Tom Brady-JT debate if I didn’t repost it. Brady backers, you’re gunna need some [...]

Jeez, thanks a lot for sending me this, co-star Lindsay (in this).  Now my brain is contused.  If you fall off stage again tonight, you’ll know who did it and why.

Jesus Christ.  Have some fucking self-respect.  How much do I hate thee?  Let me count the ways:

Rolled up cut-off skinny jeans.
Whatever those fucking slippers are.
Red Air Jordan whateverthefuck high tops.
Ironic Ray-Bans. We get it. They were popular in a different decade. Or something.
Studded belt from Wet Seal.
Whale tank top. Whale. Tank top.  Edit: Apparently it’s [...]

Enjoy. Lie density is equally high as their last one. Alas, entertainment value is way down.
I will concede one point they make, though. I should stop oppressing you straight people. This is my official apology. I’ll try not to do it again.

So much better than FML.  Funnier, and less likely to be fake.  I highly recommend that you put it in your eyes immediately.  
Every single entry puts the  ”Omg. So sorry i vomited on your head” I recieved on Monday to shame.
texts from last night

Consider my shoulders brushed off.
Not to give it away right off the bat, but Lisa Cooke, aka my new best friend, has named the sexy protagonist of her debut novel after my blog.
Here’s the delightful official description:
As if losing the war to the Yankees weren’t bad enough, Lottie Mason must get  $15,000 dollars to protect [...]