Did someone say mass casualty incident? Because I’m swooning. And therefore require medical attention.
 
Just kidding. I’m fine.  I just wanted an excuse to link to that hilarious Daily article.
You look just like Josh Hartnett.
You talk with a Kiwi accent, which is 12% better than an Aussie one. And you waved me over.
Your shorts are misleading. [...]

When the Orwellian madness and pure, intentional, premeditated evil of the torture memos settle in and become too much to handle, why not make an upbeat pop song about it to celebrate the poetic genious of Jay Bybee?

 
For the record, I am anti-torture.
 
Via Sullivan

Marathon watching is officially and literally my new favorite spectator sport. I screamed my face off for like 3 hours while drinking beer outside and caused parents to relocate their children far from me.  BUT!  I did persuade at least 15 people that were walking like wusses to man the eff up and start running [...]

I don’t know if it was the fact that you were the view while I was able to enjoy my first al fresco dining experience of the year in Boston, your rugged good looks, or your beaming affability.
Whatever it was, you inspired me to have my friends pretend to pose for a picture so that [...]

Since discovering that Spongebob is turning 10, ack, I’ve discovered two weird Spongebob things.  You may have seen the new Spongeb0b-Burger King Commercial.  It probably made you feel nervous.  BUT DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A FULL-LENGTH VERSION? It will make you feel nervous as well, but then you will also feel other things. 
Things I [...]

I am fond of masculine posturing.  Hence, I am fond of this delightful news tidbit: Will Ferrell is going to guest star on Man vs. Wild, my second favorite TV show (after Real Housewives of Atlanta) as a tie-in/pseudo-promotion of his new movie, Land of the Lost.  Best product placement ever.  I will see both [...]

I can’t even handle it sometimes.   Today, as you know, there were tons of teabagging protests.  They were real. And not a joke. Please vote in the poll below:
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