Please indulge this post, which is going to be a little LiveJournal-y for my tastes. Shut up and literally read it, because there is sex when you reach the end of the post.
On Monday, because of and despite power tools right outside my window at 7:30, I woke up in a happytastical mood.  Not only [...]

Approximately 5 years ago, a website called AllLookSame.com was a brief phenomenon amongst the quaids, and still gets referenced frequently.  It’s a website in which you are presented with an Asian face and have to decide if he or she is Chinese, Japanese, or Korean.  It’s harder than you think. I’m not a stuffwhitepeoplelike fan, [...]

If I may call your attention to the latest travesty of Bhutanese toddler-made, bandwagon-jumping, not-actually-a-new-thing infomercial sadness:
(Pro tip: everything they say is wrong)

 
It’s nothing more than a summertime Snuggie. What a half-assed effort. No one’s going to want to go on ironic pub crawls in this thing. I might as well make a t-shirt with [...]

Hey ya’ll, I got a hella tight gaynalysis on exclamation points coming up (!), but just wanted to let you know that there was just a press conference with the heads of Miss California USA on whether or not Carrie Prejean will lose her crown.  I personally hope she doesn’t, even though it’s pretty crystal [...]

1.) WalMart CEO Mike Duke signed a petition in favor of the Arkansas ballot initiative that passed in November that prohibited gay parents from adopting babies.  That link is a pdf of the petition; the checkmark indicates that his signature was verified.
[Via G-A-Y]
2) Here is a website dedicated to illustrating the importance that all children [...]

Gchat this morning:
Robby Ramdin: i’m rocking out with kleenexes in my armpits
Robby Ramdin: thought you would enjoy that

Confession.  I have a new hobby.  I’m a troll. 
I’m friends with the National Organization of Marriage (the makers of this ad and general anti-gay rabble rousers) on Facebook,  and every time they post something, which is usually something like “call your state senator’s unpaid intern and demand they provide umbrellas to all constituents for [...]