Steve Dyer is a 22 year-old with degrees in Biology and Spanish, strangely.  Here are some not-made-up things (literally) that moms say about him:  ”Oh, the bacon kid?”,”Wait, the one that lent me his banana suit?”, and “I hope my big queerbag boyfriend is going to be there”.

He has a proven track record as a wingman while cougar hunting.

This is probably my favorite recipe to make, despite its vegetarianness.  Seriously, you should give it a try and let him know what you think.

He would have won the geography bee for a second time in 8th grade if he had known that salmon was the subject of a trade dispute between Canada and the US.  Whatever, mercury bioaccumulates anyway.

 He mostly posts about fag shit and other things, two things he is an expert on.

Go ahead and facebook friend him. He can always use more data points, and he ain’t got no shame anyways.