Mariah was a damn train wreck at the MJ memorial singing ‘I’ll Be There’.  Here’s the video, but don’t watch it.  I’m just putting it up for responsible journalistic reasons.  She wasn’t so much singing as she was a hallucinating painter like Isaac Mendez, as some may have previously commented, including me, just now.

Lest we forget that Mimi has the uncanny ability to make temporal lobes weep at the drop of a dog-whistle-pitch hat metaphor, here is the video that I actually recommend you watch, an 18 year retrospective of incredibleness.