New Hampshire ftgmw
New Hampshire just got to our caah-raaazy party! Took you long enough! Jeez! “Stuck in traffic” my gay foot. The beer’s almost gone! Even freaking Iowa got here before you, and he lives in Iowa.
Don’t worry, there’s some Santana Champ in the back of the fridge I saved for you.
I know! It is so crisp!
For my straight dude readers – I triple dog dare you to say the following to another straight dude today:
Dude, New Hampshire finally passed gay marriage. Sweet, yeah?
If you don’t, you hate gay people.
I’m being serious. Tell me who you told.
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She doesn’t count as a dude, but Ness Bitty told me this afternoon!!!! I’m so excited!!!
“Took you long enough!”? Do you know how much more likely it seemed up till this year that Texas would pass a marriage bill before New Hampshire did? Just cause we’re New England doesn’t mean we’re all crazy shit Liberals like the rest of them. Well, until this got passed, so now we’re all crazy shit Liberals with assault weapons and moose tied to our cars.