They’re making a documentary about how sweet it is for his 10th birthday.  (Yes, I know I’m like 3 months late with this news.)

I can’t believe it’s been a decade. That’s forever. 

Spongebob turning 10 makes a lot of things make sense to me.  I understand why relatives you never see always say “I can’t believe how big you’ve gotten!” Also, my dad’s reaction to any new technology, specifically Google Street View, which is “Unbelievable! I can’t believe it! Unbelievable. Can you believe this? Unfableekableevable.”

So, sorry to relatives and Pops for my sarcastic reactions in these instances.  I had no experience up until this revelation that Spongebob was turning 10 that enabled me to sympathize with your feelings. Spongebob turning 10 is a thing that I will constantly bring up all the time like an annoying person that brings the same thing up all the time. It’s fine.

But yeah.  Check out this awesome blog that my friend Meghan found that made me remember that Spongebob is 10 years old.  The link to that blog is the actual substance of this post.

God, I can’t believe Spongebob is 10.