My favorite Power Ranger was the Blue Ranger.  He was the one with the Unicorn Zord.  

I am so lucky that closeted gays are indistinguishable from huge nerds. 

(PEWIG will be a recurring series of posts, because:

1) it’s funny to think about gay babies.

(If you have personal PEWIGs, send them to dyerstraightsgetit@gmail.com, and I’ll put it up if it’s good.  Your ticket to internet stardom.)

PPS I will defend until death that Billy is the gayest Power Ranger, despite contrary evidence. Link sort of NSFW.

PPPS It’s pronounced PYOO-ig