I don’t know if it was the fact that you were the view while I was able to enjoy my first al fresco dining experience of the year in Boston, your rugged good looks, or your beaming affability.

Whatever it was, you inspired me to have my friends pretend to pose for a picture so that I could take a picture of you to put on the internet.

Oh wait.  It was the part where you were carrying cases upon cases of beer back and forth.  That’s what was so attractive.

I hope you enjoyed my dramatic reading of Mr. Noisy to my friends.

Anyway, your brew-toting left hand sports no ring or adornment.  The email link is in the right sidebar.  You know what the correct course of action is.