Did someone say mass casualty incident? Because I’m swooning. And therefore require medical attention.

Just kidding. I’m fine.  I just wanted an excuse to link to that hilarious Daily article.

You look just like Josh Hartnett.

You talk with a Kiwi accent, which is 12% better than an Aussie one. And you waved me over.

Your shorts are misleading. Once again, the eternal quandry of “gay or international” at Tufts (and in real life for that matter) is proved to be unanswerable. 

Whatever I’m over it.  Here’s the blog post I said I would post.  Hope you enjoyed Luda half as much as I did, which would literally amount to 2 or 3 bruises and/or contusions.