I love you.

Your makeup indicated to me that you are into New Age meditation.

The part where you put your purse in a reusable Shaw’s bag means you mean business about saving the environment. Happy Earth Day to you as well.

You carry around a piece of shag carpet so that your old dog with holes on his face is always comfy. He was a well-trained dog.  And by that I mean he was on the train from Central to Davis, get it!?

He was also well-trained in the literal sense.

Or too arthritic to cause a stir.

I exited the train thanking you in my brain for brightening my day, and now I’m doing it on the internet, outside of my brain.

OH RAPTURE YOU CAME INTO THE COFFEE SHOP I WAS GOING TO 15 MINUTES AFTER I GOT THERE! My day was double brightened.

I’m glad your dog can walk.